How to get on your mums good side!

Firstly i know what you're all thinking. Is that even possible! Well it’s very hard, but I'll take you through the steps.

1) Wake up bright and early, make your own breakfast and get your mum a coffee. I know your mum says don’t play with hot objects, but water isn’t and object neither is fire so we can get as close as we want. Anyway put a bit of sugar, around 6 teaspoons in the coffee, walk up the stairs and walk next to your mum’s side of the bed, be careful of the edge of quilt threatening to trip you up. Softly with one hand shake her softly and say you have coffee for her, she will say “I’ll wake up in a minute" and wave a hand and knock the coffee out of your hands and onto you you scream and he jumps up and helps you, you don't have to go to school and your mum is sorry and you're on her good side. SUCCESS

2) This time you have to go to school or do you….. put a hot, damp towel over your head and leave it on for about 2 minutes. Take it off and hide it under your bed yell out to your mum and say your sick she’ll check your temperature and give you a big hug and say that she’ll bring breakfast up to you. Applaud yourself for being so smart and lie in bed for the day and you got on your mum’s good side. SUCCESS

3) Now there is no way not to go to school, so put your clothes on and make your own lunch. Walk, ride or catch public transport to school. Make a card for your mum when you come home and help with the chores before dinner. Hand her the card and your mum will give you a big hug. Success!

So that is how you can get on your mums good side ;);););)